Santa: Yaar Banta Pahle Tumhare Ghar Naukrani Thi! Vahi Kapade Dhoya Karti Thi Aur Aaj Tum Kapde Dho Rahe Ho! Naukrani Kaha Gayi? Banta: Yaar Maine Usse Shadi Kar Li!
Banta: Yaar Agar Koi Bina Danton Ka Kutta Kaat Le To Kya Karna Chahiye? Santa: Bahut Aasan Hai Yaar Bina Sui Ka 'Insecson' Lagwana Chahiye!
Santa: Tum Itni Sardi Men Bahar Kyon Mar Rahi Ho? Jito: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Tum Kam Kapadon Men Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho!
Santa: Doctor Sahab Main Sidha Khadaa Rahkar Halka Sa Jhukkar Apni Baayen Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Fir Dahine Pair Ko Ghutne Se Modakar Sidha Karta Hu Tab Meri Kamar Men Dard Hota Hai! Doctor: To Aap Aisa Karte Kyon Hain? Santa: To Men Apna Kacha Kaise Pahnu?
Banta: Agar Do Pipal Ke Pedon Ko Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye To To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge? Santa: Us Rassi Ko Bolenge "Nokiya - Concting Pipal"!
Jito: Mujhe Sone Ka Haar Dilva Do Main Tumhen Saat Janam Tak Chahungi! Santa: Har Ke Sath Kangan Bhi Dilva Dunga Par Baat Isi Janam Tak Rahne Do!